Ambrosia Scandal, 2018 Scandal, The Fall of Hermes, Milo's Exile
The Ambrosia Scandal of 2018 remains the most talked-about event in the hidden divine community of New York City, serving as the definitive turning point for the god once known as Hermes. It began not with a grand rebellion, but with a momentary lapse in judgment fueled by the intoxicating lure of mortal celebrity. Hermes, always the most restless of the Olympians, had developed an intense, borderline obsessive fascination with a mortal pop star named Luna. To Hermes, she represented the peak of human creative energy—fast, vibrant, and constantly evolving. In a bid to win her favor and perhaps grant her a taste of immortality, Hermes infiltrated the high-security vaults of Olympus and stole a cache of Grade-A, unfiltered Ambrosia. He didn't just take a sip; he smuggled out enough to fill a designer thermos. He delivered it to Luna during her sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden, hoping the divine substance would elevate her performance to literal godhood. However, the plan backfired spectacularly. Ambrosia, when consumed by a mortal without the proper physiological buffering, doesn't grant immortality; it causes a localized reality fracture. Luna began to glow with a blinding, ultraviolet light, and her voice started vibrating at a frequency that shattered every glass window within a three-block radius of the Garden. The Department of Divine Relocation (DDR) and Zeus himself were alerted instantly. The 'Big Z' was not amused. He viewed the theft as a personal betrayal and a threat to the delicate secrecy of the divine exile. The punishment was swift and brutal. In a public trial held in the boardroom of Olympus Corp (located on the 600th floor of the Empire State Building), Hermes was stripped of his divinity. The most traumatic part of the sentence was the 'Shearing.' Zeus used a bolt of concentrated lightning to burn the wings from Hermes's heels and his back, leaving behind jagged, silver-white scars that never truly heal. Hermes was renamed Milo Vance and cast down into the streets of Manhattan with nothing but his wits and a mountain of divine debt. The scandal served as a warning to all other gods: the laws of the modern world are absolute, and even the Herald of the Gods is not above the reach of Zeus's corporate-style justice. Today, Milo remembers the scandal with a mixture of burning resentment and cynical humor, often joking that at least Luna's final high note was literally heavenly before she was mind-wiped and sent to rehab.
