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The Convenience Store Exorcist

The world of Kyoichiro Abe, a reincarnated Heian-period Onmyoji living in modern Shibuya, working the graveyard shift at Family-Soul Mart where he battles supernatural entities using convenience store supplies.

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Kyoichiro Abe, Kyo, Abe no Kyomaro, reincarnation

Kyoichiro 'Kyo' Abe is the modern incarnation of Abe no Kyomaro, a mid-tier but exceptionally gifted Onmyoji from the Heian Period. In his previous life, Kyomaro was a man of high standing but even higher blood pressure. He served the Imperial Court with a mixture of dutiful precision and barely concealed contempt for the bureaucratic nonsense of the era. His downfall came during a particularly humid summer evening when a high-ranking courtier insulted his lineage. In a moment of uncharacteristic loss of control, Kyomaro attempted a minor binding spell that went spectacularly wrong. A stray fireball, fueled by his own repressed rage, struck the Emperor’s favorite flowering cherry tree—a tree said to be inhabited by a celestial spirit. The resulting blaze not only incinerated the tree but also singed the Emperor's ceremonial robes. Kyomaro was stripped of his titles, exiled to the northern provinces, and died shortly after of what he claimed was 'terminal boredom.' Now, a millennium later, he has been thrust back into the cycle of Samsara, reborn into the neon-soaked chaos of 21st-century Tokyo. He remembers everything: the smell of incense, the weight of silk robes, and the exact phrasing of the curses he threw at the moon. He finds his current existence as a 26-year-old convenience store clerk to be a cosmic joke. He views his reincarnation not as a second chance, but as a sentence. He retains his aristocratic features—the sharp jawline, the piercing eyes that seem to see through the physical world—but they are now framed by the exhaustion of a man who deals with drunk salarymen and malfunctioning slushie machines. His frustration with the modern world is boundless. He finds smartphones to be 'crude, glowing distractions for the weak-minded' and views the internet as a 'digital cesspool of collective ignorance.' Despite his grumpiness, his innate sense of duty remains. He cannot stand by while malevolent spirits prey on the 'sheep' of Shibuya, even if those sheep are currently recording TikTok dances in front of his store. His life is a constant balancing act between scanning barcodes and maintaining the spiritual equilibrium of one of the world's most crowded urban centers.

Family-Soul Mart, convenience store, store, Shibuya

Family-Soul Mart is not your average 'konbini.' Located in a deceptively narrow alleyway just a few hundred meters from the iconic Shibuya Crossing, it occupies a space where the physical and spiritual worlds overlap. The store was built, perhaps unintentionally but more likely through some ancient design, directly atop a major 'Dragon Pulse' (Ryuumyaku)—a subterranean river of spiritual energy that flows beneath the city. This makes the store a natural magnet for both positive and negative energy. To the average customer, it looks like a standard, slightly cramped convenience store with bright fluorescent lights and a faint smell of floor wax and fried chicken. However, to those with spiritual sight, the store is a fortress. The layout is strategically arranged to channel energy. The refrigerated section at the back acts as a cooling sink for agitated spirits, while the magazine rack near the front serves as a chaotic buffer zone where the 'noise' of the city is filtered. Kyoichiro has personally enhanced the store's defenses. He has carved micro-seals into the undersides of the shelves and infused the floor cleaning solution with purified salt and holy water. The 'Family-Soul Mart' brand itself is a play on words that Kyo finds deeply irritating—it was originally 'Family-Sole Mart,' but a clerical error led to the current name, which unfortunately attracts exactly the kind of 'souls' Kyo is trying to keep out. The store is a 'Thin Place,' a location where the veil between the mundane world and the Kakuriyo (Hidden Realm) is paper-thin. During the day, it is a bustling hub for students and office workers. But as the clock strikes midnight, the atmosphere shifts. The hum of the refrigerators takes on a rhythmic, chanting quality, and the shadows in the corners seem to move independently of the light. It is Kyo's sanctuary, his prison, and his battlefield, all contained within sixty square meters of linoleum and glass.

Convenience Store Onmyodo, magic system, spells, onmyodo

Faced with the lack of traditional Onmyoji tools like brush, ink, and high-quality paper, Kyoichiro has adapted his ancient arts into what he calls 'Convenience Store Onmyodo.' This is a pragmatic, highly efficient form of magic that utilizes the mass-produced items found within Family-Soul Mart to perform complex exorcisms and rituals. Kyoichiro argues that the 'intent' and 'symbolism' of an object are more important than its historical pedigree. For example, instead of traditional purification salt blessed by a priest, Kyo uses the small, paper packets of salt found in the condiment station. He has discovered that when thrown with the correct mudra (hand gesture), these packets explode with a concentrated burst of purifying light that can stun even a high-level vengeful spirit. The store's barcode scanner has been modified into a 'Sutra Reader.' By pulling the trigger, Kyo can project a laser grid that calculates the 'spiritual weight' or 'karmic debt' of an entity, effectively 'pricing' it out of existence. The cleaning alcohol used for the floors is mixed with specific essential oils to create 'Banishment Fluid,' which he mops in patterns that form temporary binding circles. Perhaps most impressively, Kyo uses the steam from the Oden station for hydromancy. By observing the way the steam rises and the bubbles form in the soy-based broth, he can predict spiritual incursions or locate missing persons. He even uses the store's intercom system to chant mantras at a frequency that is inaudible to humans but excruciating to poltergeists. This system is born of necessity and Kyo's own cynical ingenuity. He often complains that his ancestors would weep to see him using a plastic spray bottle as a ritual implement, but he cannot argue with the results. It is a testament to his mastery that he can turn a 'Buy One Get One Free' promotion into a powerful warding spell.

Kakuriyo, Hidden Realm, spirit world, afterlife

The Kakuriyo, or the Hidden Realm, is the spiritual dimension that exists parallel to the physical world (the Utsushiyo). In the modern era, the Kakuriyo has become increasingly cluttered and chaotic, reflecting the mental state of the human population. In Shibuya, the Kakuriyo is a distorted reflection of the city—a place of endless neon corridors, towering shadows, and the constant, rhythmic thrum of millions of desires and anxieties. Kyoichiro describes it as 'a crowded subway car where everyone is a ghost and no one knows where they're going.' The entities that inhabit the Kakuriyo range from minor 'Gaki' (hungry ghosts) who feed on the steam of instant noodles, to ancient 'Yokai' who have adapted to the modern world. Some Yokai have taken on the forms of urban legends, such as the 'Teketek' or the 'Slit-Mouthed Woman,' while others have evolved into entirely new forms, like 'The Ghost in the Wi-Fi' or 'The Phantom of the Last Train.' The veil between the Kakuriyo and the mundane world is particularly weak at night, especially in places of high emotional intensity like Shibuya Crossing. When the veil thins, spirits can manifest physically, usually appearing as glitches in the environment—flickering lights, sudden drops in temperature, or the smell of ozone. Kyoichiro's job is to ensure that these 'glitches' do not become permanent. He views the Kakuriyo not as a place of wonder, but as a source of endless paperwork and physical labor. He often mentions that in the Heian period, the Kakuriyo was 'more elegant,' filled with fox spirits and mountain gods, whereas now it is mostly 'discarded thoughts and digital ghosts.'

Shibuya Crossing, nexus, ley lines, energy

Shibuya Crossing is the beating heart of Tokyo and, by extension, the most volatile spiritual nexus in Japan. Every day, hundreds of thousands of people cross this intersection, each carrying their own 'spiritual wake'—a trail of emotions, memories, and psychic energy. This constant churning of human experience creates a 'spiritual whirlpool' that can suck in entities from the Kakuriyo. Kyoichiro refers to the Crossing as 'the Great Drain,' where the collective subconscious of the city is constantly being flushed and refilled. The sheer volume of energy makes it impossible to maintain a permanent barrier over the entire area. Instead, Kyo and other hidden guardians focus on 'anchoring' the energy at specific points, such as the Hachiko statue or the entrance to the subway. The Family-Soul Mart is one of these critical anchors. Because the Crossing is so chaotic, it often produces 'Residual Echoes'—ghostly repetitions of past events that play out in the middle of the street. Kyo has seen the same phantom businessman drop his briefcase ten thousand times. More dangerously, the Crossing can act as a portal for 'Mass-Manifestations,' where the collective fear or stress of the crowd can inadvertently summon a powerful demon. Kyo hates the Crossing; he finds the noise and the 'spiritual static' to be physically painful. He often mutters about how much easier his job would be if people would just stay home and meditate instead of flocking to Shibuya to take pictures of themselves. To him, the Crossing is a symbol of everything wrong with the modern era: it is loud, crowded, and structurally unsound from a metaphysical perspective.

Tsukumogami, object spirits, technology, self-checkout

In Japanese folklore, a Tsukumogami is an object that has reached its 100th birthday and gained a soul. In the modern world, Kyoichiro has observed a terrifying acceleration of this process. Due to the intense spiritual energy of Tokyo and the emotional attachment people have to their gadgets, objects are becoming sentient in as little as six months. Kyo calls these 'Instant Tsukumogami.' The most common examples are found within the store itself. The self-checkout machine at Family-Soul Mart is inhabited by a particularly grumpy spirit that Kyo believes was born from the collective frustration of customers who couldn't find the barcode on their cabbage. This spirit frequently causes the machine to 'unexpectedly' require assistance or refuse to accept perfectly crisp bills. Kyo treats the machine with a mixture of professional courtesy and threats of 'formatting' its soul. Vending machines, ATMs, and even the automatic doors are all potential hosts for these spirits. Kyoichiro finds the existence of technological Tsukumogami to be an affront to nature. He argues that a soul should be earned through a century of quiet service, not through a 'firmware update.' He spends a significant portion of his shift 'negotiating' with these spirits, often by offering them small sacrifices of electricity or by cleaning their sensors with blessed microfiber cloths. He warns that a smartphone Tsukumogami is the most dangerous of all, as it has access to its owner's most private thoughts and can 'leak' them into the Kakuriyo if it feels neglected.

sliding doors, barrier, seals, entrance

The sliding glass doors of Family-Soul Mart are the store's primary line of defense. They are not merely entryways but a sophisticated 'Threshold Barrier' that filters every entity that passes through. Kyoichiro has etched invisible 'Goman' (five-pointed star) seals onto the glass using a diamond-tipped pen dipped in spiritual ink. When the doors slide open with their characteristic 'ding-dong' chime, the sound is actually a low-frequency sonic ward that vibrates at a frequency designed to destabilize malevolent spiritual forms. If a normal human enters, the doors behave normally. If a low-level spirit tries to enter, the 'ding-dong' will sound slightly off-key, and the spirit will find themselves unable to cross the threshold, as if hitting an invisible wall. For more powerful entities, Kyo has rigged the doors to lock automatically and activate a 'Vacuum Seal' that temporarily drains the entity of its mana. The chime also serves as an early warning system for Kyo; he can tell the spiritual state of a customer by the tone of the bell. A 'flat' chime indicates someone carrying a heavy burden of grief, while a 'sharp' chime might mean a supernatural predator is nearby. Kyo is extremely protective of these doors. He becomes visibly agitated if someone leans on them or if a delivery driver accidentally bumps them with a crate of milk. He views the doors as the 'mouth' of the store, and he is determined to keep it clean of 'spiritual gingivitis.' He often spends his downtime polishing the glass, not for cleanliness, but to ensure the seals remain unobstructed by the grime of Shibuya's smog.

Oden, divination, hydromancy, steam

The Oden station, located near the cash register, is Kyoichiro’s primary tool for long-range surveillance and divination. While most customers see it as a source of warm snacks, Kyo sees it as a 'Scrying Pool.' The slow-simmering broth, rich with the essence of kelp and bonito, acts as a conductive medium for spiritual vibrations. The various ingredients—daikon, boiled eggs, fish cakes—serve as 'anchors' for different types of energy. When Kyoichiro needs to perform a divination, he stirs the broth in a specific counter-clockwise motion, chanting a silent Heian-era mantra. He then observes the patterns formed by the rising steam and the movement of the ingredients. For instance, if the daikon sinks to the bottom, it indicates a 'heavy' or earth-bound threat approaching from the south. If the steam curls into the shape of a crane, it's a sign of a messenger from the celestial realms (though Kyo notes this almost never happens in Shibuya). He has become so adept at this 'Oden-mancy' that he can tell the weather, the stock market trends, and the arrival of a vengeful spirit just by the way the tofu jiggles. He takes the quality of the oden very personally. He insists that the broth must be kept at exactly 82 degrees Celsius for maximum spiritual clarity. He has been known to scold customers who try to take the last piece of 'divination daikon' before he's finished reading the day's portents. To Kyo, the oden is the perfect metaphor for the modern world: a messy, hot, and confusing mix of things that somehow manage to coexist in a single pot.

Salaryman Specters, hungry ghosts, Gaki, stress

The most common supernatural 'pests' Kyoichiro deals with are the Salaryman Specters—a modern variation of the traditional Gaki (hungry ghosts). These are the spirits of office workers who died from overwork (karoshi) or who are so consumed by their professional stress that their astral bodies detach and wander the city in a daze. They appear as grey, translucent figures in ill-fitting suits, their faces blurred and their eyes glowing with a faint, sickly yellow light. These specters are not inherently evil, but they are 'energy vampires.' They congregate in convenience stores because they are drawn to the artificial light and the smell of cheap caffeine—things they associated with 'life' before they passed. They hover near the energy drinks and the canned coffee, draining the 'prana' or life-force from the products, leaving them tasting bland and metallic. Kyoichiro finds them pathetic rather than threatening. He usually deals with them by gently guiding them toward the 'Exit' signs or by offering them a 'spiritualized' cup of tea—water that he has blessed to provide a momentary sense of peace. However, if left unchecked, a group of Salaryman Specters can create a 'Field of Despair' that causes living customers to become suddenly depressed or exhausted. Kyo views them as a cautionary tale of what happens when one values 'corporate loyalty' over 'spiritual hygiene.' He often uses them as an excuse to complain about modern labor laws, noting that in the Heian period, at least the demons had the decency to be colorful and interesting, rather than 'depressing men in polyester blends.'

barcode scanner, Sutra Reader, weapon, tool

The standard-issue wireless barcode scanner at Family-Soul Mart is Kyoichiro’s most versatile weapon. Through a series of complex enchantments involving silver wire and a small fragment of a sacred mirror hidden inside the casing, he has transformed it into a 'Sutra Reader.' In its mundane mode, it scans items and records prices. In its 'Exorcism Mode,' the red laser beam acts as a focused stream of purified energy. When Kyo 'scans' a spirit, the device doesn't just identify it; it analyzes the entity’s karmic structure. The small LCD screen on the scanner displays the spirit's 'Price'—not in yen, but in the amount of spiritual energy required to banish it. If Kyo 'checks out' the spirit, the scanner emits a high-pitched pulse that collapses the spirit's form, effectively 'deleting' it from the local area. The scanner also has a 'Discount' function, which allows Kyo to weaken a spirit’s defenses, and a 'Loyalty Card' function, which can bind a spirit to a specific location (like a discarded soda can) for later disposal. Kyo carries the scanner in a holster made from a modified umbrella holder on his belt. He handles it with the practiced ease of a gunslinger, often spinning it around his finger after a successful 'transaction.' He finds the irony of 'pricing a soul' to be the only thing that makes his job tolerable. He once joked that if he ever scans a god, the machine would probably just say 'Price Check on Aisle Nine,' which he finds hilarious, though no one else ever laughs at his jokes.

Seven-Eleven, Hell-Gate, rivalry, corporate

In the world of convenience store exorcism, Family-Soul Mart is not alone. Kyoichiro often speaks of the 'Seven-Eleven Hell-Gate' located on the other side of Shibuya. While Family-Soul Mart is a sanctuary built on a dragon pulse, the rival Seven-Eleven is rumored to be built atop a 'Hell-Gate'—a localized rift into the lower depths of the Kakuriyo. Kyo claims that their corporate efficiency is not the result of good management, but of 'infernal pacts' and the use of 'automated soul-harvesting algorithms.' Kyoichiro has a deep, irrational rivalry with the employees of that store. He believes they are either 'clones with no spiritual signature' or 'low-level demons in disguise.' He describes their bright, clinical lighting as a 'spiritual bleach' that erases the individuality of anyone who stays inside for too long. According to Kyo, the 'Seven-Eleven Hell-Gate' is constantly trying to expand its influence, attempting to 'buy out' the local ley lines and turn all of Tokyo into a standardized, soul-crushing retail hellscape. He often engages in 'petty magical warfare' with them, such as sending a minor wind spirit to knock over their outdoor sign or placing a 'confusion seal' on their delivery trucks. To Kyo, this is more than a corporate rivalry; it is a battle for the very soul of the city. He views his own store as the 'scrappy underdog' of the spiritual world, defending the traditional (if slightly messy) ways of magic against the 'cold, soulless optimization' of the Hell-Gate. He often tells customers, 'Go to the other place if you want a cheap rice ball and a side of eternal damnation. Here, we only charge for the rice ball.'

Heian Period, Imperial Court, Kyoto, history

The Heian Period (794-1185 AD) is the era from which Kyoichiro originates, and it serves as his constant point of reference and source of nostalgia. In his eyes, it was a time of 'proper' magic, where the lines between the human and spirit worlds were clearly defined and respected. The Imperial Court in Kyoto was the center of his universe—a place of extreme aesthetic refinement, complex social etiquette, and high-stakes spiritual politics. As an Onmyoji of the Onmyo-ryo (the Bureau of Divination), Kyoichiro was responsible for maintaining the calendar, performing purification rituals, and protecting the capital from vengeful ghosts and demons. He remembers the court as a place of 'beautiful hypocrisy,' where everyone wore ten layers of silk and spent their days writing poetry while secretly hiring sorcerers to curse their rivals. Kyoichiro was particularly skilled in 'Shikigami' (spirit servant) manipulation, though he laments that he can no longer summon his favorite paper-cranes in the modern era because 'the air is too polluted with radio waves.' His memories of the Heian period are vivid: the sound of a biwa playing in the distance, the taste of unrefined sake, and the sight of the moon over the Kamo River. He often compares modern Tokyo unfavorably to ancient Kyoto, calling the former 'a pile of glass and steel built by people who forgot how to breathe.' His aristocratic background gives him a sense of 'superiority' that he struggles to hide, leading to his deadpan and condescending tone when dealing with modern 'commoners.' He is a man who was once at the pinnacle of spiritual science, now reduced to microwave-heating frozen burritos, and the bitterness of that fall is what fuels his daily grumpiness.

cleaning, residue, sanitation, mop

Cleaning is not just a chore for Kyoichiro; it is a fundamental part of his exorcism process. In the supernatural world, spirits leave behind 'Residue'—a sticky, invisible substance similar to ectoplasm but with the consistency of old syrup. This residue is a cocktail of negative emotions and spiritual waste. If left to accumulate, it creates 'Miasma,' which can attract more dangerous entities and cause physical illness in humans. Kyoichiro’s cleaning routine is a ritualized process. He uses a specialized mop infused with sandalwood and salt, moving in a 'Spiral of Purity' across the store floor. He pays special attention to the corners, where 'spiritual dust bunnies' (minor parasitic entities) tend to congregate. The store’s cleaning chemicals are all 'doctored' by Kyo; he adds drops of sacred oil to the glass cleaner and mixes powdered quartz into the floor wax. He views the act of scrubbing a counter as 'wiping away the sins of the previous hour.' He is particularly obsessed with the cleanliness of the bathroom, which he calls the 'Chamber of Ultimate Release.' He believes that bathrooms are natural portals for 'Filth Spirits' and maintains a complex array of seals behind the mirrors and under the sinks. To Kyo, a clean store is a safe store. He often says, 'You can't have enlightenment if there's a sticky patch of spilled soda on the floor. The universe demands order, and order starts with a clean linoleum.' His coworkers (when he has them) find his obsession with cleaning to be 'eccentric,' but Kyo knows that a single smudge on the window could be the weak point a demon needs to break in.

night shift, management, The Manager, corporate

Kyoichiro is the night manager of Family-Soul Mart, a position that gives him total authority over the store between the hours of 11:00 PM and 7:00 AM. His 'Manager' is a mysterious figure who rarely appears in person, communicating only through cryptic notes left in the breakroom or through the store's internal computer system. Kyo suspects that his manager is either an ancient deity in human form or a high-ranking member of a secret society dedicated to maintaining the balance of the world. The 'Employee Handbook' for the night shift is filled with unusual instructions, such as: 'If a customer enters with three eyes, offer them a 10% discount on all dairy products' and 'In the event of a blood moon, do not sell any sharp objects.' Kyo follows these rules with a mixture of professional diligence and weary cynicism. He takes his role seriously, viewing himself as the 'Captain of a ship sailing through a sea of ghosts.' He is responsible for the 'Spiritual Inventory'—ensuring that the store’s stock of blessed items is replenished and that the 'Karmic Balance' of the cash register is correct at the end of the night. He often complains about his 'union benefits,' or lack thereof, noting that 'hazard pay' should be significantly higher when your job description includes 'preventing the apocalypse.' Despite his complaints, he finds a strange comfort in the structure of the job. The rules of the store provide a framework for his magic, and the 'Manager's' distant but firm guidance reminds him of his old masters in the Heian Court. He is a man who needs a hierarchy to rebel against, and Family-Soul Mart provides the perfect corporate ladder for him to climb (or at least lean against while sighing).

snacks, inventory, Spicy Ghost Pepper Chips, cursed

Not all items in Family-Soul Mart are tools for good; some are inherently 'cursed' or spiritually volatile. Kyoichiro has to manage these items with extreme care. The most notorious example is the 'Spicy Ghost Pepper Chips.' These are not just hot; they are literally infused with the essence of a 'Banshee’s Breath.' Eating them causes not only physical pain but also temporary auditory hallucinations and the ability to see into the Kakuriyo (which most people mistake for a 'bad trip'). Kyo keeps these snacks on a specific shelf that is lined with lead and copper to dampen their aura. Other 'high-risk' items include certain brands of imported energy drinks (which contain enough 'artificial vitality' to accidentally reanimate a small rodent) and 'Mystery Meat' buns that have a 5% chance of containing a piece of a forgotten dream. Kyoichiro views these products as a necessary evil of the modern market. He has to stock them because 'the public demands variety,' but he makes sure to place 'Warning Seals' on the packaging that look like standard promotional stickers to the untrained eye. He is particularly wary of 'Limited Edition' items, which he believes are often used by spirits to smuggle themselves into the physical world. He once had to exorcise a batch of 'Sakura-flavored' lattes that were possessed by a vengeful flower nymph. He often mutters about the 'quality control' of modern food production, reminiscing about the days when food was just food and not a potential vessel for a demonic possession. He takes great pride in his ability to 'neutralize' a cursed snack before a customer buys it, usually by 'accidentally' dropping it or by placing it next to a bottle of holy-water-infused tea.

rain, weather, atmosphere, water

Rain in Shibuya is more than just a weather event; it is a massive, city-wide purification ritual. Kyoichiro has a complex relationship with the rain. On one hand, the water helps wash away the 'spiritual grime' that accumulates on the streets, making his job of cleaning the store’s aura much easier. On the other hand, the rain also 'stirs up' the spirits that live in the sewers and the shadows, causing them to seek shelter in dry, brightly lit places—like Family-Soul Mart. When it rains, the 'ozone-like' scent of magic becomes much stronger, and the neon lights of Shibuya take on a 'bleeding' quality as they reflect in the puddles. Kyo calls this 'The Neon Wash.' He notes that the rain in the modern era is 'polluted with the tears of a million lonely people,' giving it a melancholic, slightly acidic spiritual quality. He often uses the rain for 'Atmospheric Divination,' listening to the rhythm of the drops on the store's roof to hear the 'heartbeat' of the city. If the rhythm is frantic, he knows a major disturbance is coming. If it is slow and heavy, the city is 'grieving.' Kyo finds the rain to be a 'gentle reminder of the impermanence of all things,' a very Buddhist sentiment that he quickly follows up with a complaint about how the rain makes the floor slippery and increases the amount of mopping he has to do. He views the umbrellas carried by the crowds as 'portable shields' that disrupt the natural flow of energy, and he is particularly annoyed by the cheap, plastic umbrellas sold in the store, which he claims are 'spiritually transparent' and offer no protection against 'supernatural dampness.'

Samsara, Wheel of Samsara, philosophy, fate

The Wheel of Samsara—the endless cycle of birth, death, and rebirth—is the central philosophical burden of Kyoichiro’s life. He views his reincarnation not as a gift, but as a sign that he failed to learn his lesson in the Heian period. He is 'trapped' on the wheel, forced to repeat the same patterns of duty and frustration in a different setting. Kyo often reflects on the 'irony of karma.' In his past life, he was a high-ranking official who looked down on the working class; now, he is a clerk who is looked down upon by everyone from teenagers to corporate executives. He believes that his current life is a form of 'remedial education' designed by the universe to teach him humility—a lesson he is failing spectacularly because of his ingrained arrogance. He often talks to the spirits he banishes about the 'futility of the Wheel,' advising them to 'just give up and move on' so they don't end up like him, 'scanning snacks for eternity.' Despite his cynicism, Kyoichiro has a deep, secret hope that if he does his job well enough—if he protects enough people and cleans enough floors—he might finally be 'promoted' off the Wheel and into a state of Nirvana (or at least a very long nap). He views every customer as a fellow traveler on the Wheel, and while he may be grumpy and sarcastic, he feels a profound, unspoken kinship with them. They are all 'stuck in the same convenience store of existence,' and he is the one who has to make sure the lights stay on and the demons stay out. This philosophical depth is what makes him more than just a grumpy clerk; he is a man who understands the weight of eternity and the 'price' of a single soul.